alyssaaoki:

A statement about life in South Side Chicago.
  • Tumblr: love yourself!
  • Tumblr: unless you're white
  • Tumblr: unless you are a male
  • Tumblr: unless you are religious
  • Tumblr: unless you are a republican
  • Tumblr: unless you are skinny
  • Tumblr: unless you have an unpopular opinion
  • Tumblr: unless you actually love yourself

soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

(via a-dork-ablee)



resurgance:

me when i have more than $20

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