communismkills:

You can’t beat guns+Victoria’s Secret at the same time.



When you make an adult decision without calling your mother first.

ofgeography:

perfectxmystery:

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when you realize your adult decision has unforeseen consequences:

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(via butiwouldsaveyou)



rudegay1017bricksquad:

listen to her radiate ha magic
sneakymonster:
madonnalessons:

NOW I understand. Beyonce is a SWEATSHIRT.

imperfect000000:

When you wake up and get your period and you’re like “oh that’s why I was crying uncontrollably last night over a jelly bean”



naughtyconservative:

craiganthonywells:

We’re both judging you

You have… one of my all time favorite dogs… My heart